rumaneck:

rickymartinofficial:

maxterbate:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

IC ANT BREATHE

Everyone was so gr8

i am LAUGHING SO HARD

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

extrabootylicious:

this year 2D decided that his reflection should show

((im kidding real happy bday art for him coming soon))

jonsn:

holy shit

peanutbummer:

koreamjournal:

Myna Bird Holds Conversation in Japanese
This amazing bird mimics Japanese with uncanny skill. The boys at Rocket News were kind enough to provide a translation.

Abe-chan: Good morning!
Owner: Good morning to you.
Abe-chan: I’m a good boy, aren’t I?
Owner: You sure are. Abe-chan, I’m going out. Can you look after the house?
Abe-chan: Sure.
Owner: Really? You’re amazing. Be good, Abe-chan.
Abe-chan: OK, I will.

SHIT BIRDS ARE AWESOME

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

lordofthejohnlock:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship